Showing posts with label edumacation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label edumacation. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Dropping Knowledge

In the interest of promoting international relations (and stopping the fuckery that is British vocabulary) TJJ would like to clear up a question from the ages:

1 stone = 6.35 kilograms = 14 lbs.

Uses:

“I lost 2 stone in a week with Dexatrim” = I lost 28 pounds inhaling pure ephedrine

“Kirstie Alley gained 3 stone 4 after appearing on Oprah” = Kirstie Alley eats small horses for dinner and therefore gained 46 pounds. (tricky here: 3 stone= 42 lbs. plus 4 more)

It’s also fun for word play:

“I got stoned and ate a stone of pizza”
“Mick Jagger looks like he’s lost some rolling stones”

Now you try! See? Learning is fun.