Wednesday, July 1, 2009

The Curious Case of Loretta Lynn


The folks at Jesus Juice are big fans of quirky contradictions but, damn Loretta, why you gotta hate on home wreckers AND divorced women? “It's wrong to judge every picture if a cheap camera makes a mistake”? Now that’s just irresponsible consumerism. I don’t know what kind of home ec class you took over there in coal country, but we fear that pretty soon you’ll be spitting out new and improved recipes for chicken livers and chitlins. And the last thing we need are the masses exiting the Cracker Barrel, uttering “I would never eat here”.

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