Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Newsflash from the world of women’s sports (cause we know ya’ll pay attention to that):

U.S Figure Skater and former Olympian Nicole Bobek was arrested for dealing methamphetamine’s on Monday in New Jersey…


Slow down folks. I know it may be hard to stomach the fact that Nicole Bobek isn’t as cuddly as a kitten (and I fucking love kittens), but as a former participant in the cut-throat world of Women’s Ice Skating, let me shed some light on this.

These women are fucking nuts. If you think ice skating is a sorry excuse for a sport, then you clearly have not attempted a triple salchow, double toe loop combo. Seriously, these women have a workout regime that would rival Chuck Norris’ (Oh I said it) and the hormones of Medusa to boot. Fuck up your footwork/split jump and you’ve got a woman on the rampage. Run a drug ring? We’re lucky Nicole wasn’t dealing baby kidneys on the black market. That’s the kind of fucked up shit we’re talking about here.

And let’s be honest, this entire post was just an excuse to post my favorite picture of Tonya Harding.



Gorgeous. Gorgeous.

The Jesus Juice…We’re just closer to the source.

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